The Rubric -- by D.Esquire
3 briefcases: You are an artist. You have a marketable and professional sound which you deliver consistently. Your presentation is consistent with your product. Your production is clear and clever, in step with current trends or slightly ahead. The audio engineering is virtually perfect, studio ready, and you are poised for a record deal.
2 briefcases: You need some work. You have a good sound but it lacks something special. You are inconsistent. Your production is good but you could use a few more samples or might use live instruments. Your audio engineering is good but re-record a few verses. You are good enough to be a underground contender.
1 briefcase: You lied to me and said you were an artist. I’m suing you for you for false imprisonment and fraud. You made me listen to your crappy music and I want compensation for the time I lost. You have unimaginative lyrics and pisspoor delivery. Your production is 3 years too late and could be reproduced by an 4th grade music class. Your audio engineering is a joke and sounds like you record the whole thing via cellphones. You need to stop wasting the world’s energy and go green.